Hello, Mr. J. In front of you is a paper slide door. You have one hour to resist the urge to crinkle it. Fail and you will receive the funny face penalty.
Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.
no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid
reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises
I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.
today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction
Customer: BORN GAY DMV: my instructions are to run any gay or lesbian plate by the review board, but as long as its positive it is acceptable… Customer’s last name is Gay.
my controversial opinion is that real progress in the north won’t be achieved until the world decides to consider the native irish people a white indigenous population like the sámi
the decision to call the fighting here “catholic vs protestant” is literally to make it seem like a religious disagreement rather than a fight between the native people of the land and their colonizing oppressors
the complete lack of infrastructure in primarily irish areas as well as the total suppression of the irish language should genuinely be considered a human rights abuse internationally. why isn’t it?
